Squeaky blonde: When I feel like that after drinking too much I just totally stick my finger down my throat. I don't wake up with a hangover, and it saves calories too! –Blarney Rock Pub Overheard by: Ant928 Dumpy middle aged lady: I haven't lost any weight, but I'm still alive. So… I'm pretty proud of myself. –Union Square Girl: You should have to pay by the calorie. That'd make people less fat. –Chipotle, Broadway Overheard by: Confabulation Nation Five-year-old boy to mom: Hey, mom, this energy drink has 10 calories less then the Monster drink! –7-Eleven Overheard by: CatVonD NYU student: You know when you're on a diet, and you wash your face with apricot cleanser? It smells so good that you just want to, like, eat it! –Washington Square Park Overheard by: melbert