Wednesday Funbag-Liners

Teenage girl: Ohmigod. Doesn't she know that the "having big boobs" thing is, like, not in anymore?

--86th St

Overheard by: Kevin

Girl to another: It splashed on my boob... Then he slurped it off!

--Charles & 4th

Overheard by: Eric

20-something guy, singing: I wanna touch some boobs. I wanna touch some boobs. I wanna touch some boobs. I wanna find my motherfucking sock, 'cause I don't know where it is. I wanna touch some boobs...

--Pratt Institute

Angry hobo to college chick with big boobs zipping up her jacket: Don't put them titties away!

--5th & 21st

Elderly woman to husband: I keep my business in my bosom!

--Carnegie Deli