Ghetto girl to group of friends: And I was just like "Oh my god! No, she didn't! Not with that nose!" –C Train Guy: You could fry an egg on her stomach. –Union Square Green Market Overheard by: Confabulation Nation Indian cougar: I just like the feeling of a nice hard young male body. –Bowery St Overheard by: Dj bj Woman showing pictures on camera: And this is da one where I'm givin' him da deaf eyes… –West Village Overheard by: Cass Woman on cell: Never once have I opened my legs to anyone… besides you. –Downtown Brooklyn Overheard by: Matt Martin Teen to friend: They said it wouldn't be fair for me to fight her cause she ain't got no fingers. –Outside Erasmus High School