30-something man to girlfriend: I liked it. I mean, it really made me think: if twenty years from now I went in a hot tub and was transported back to today, what would I tell myself to do with my life? –23rd St & 7th Ave Overheard by: drose Dad to teenage children: I wouldn't see Twilight if my life depended on it. If I had to choose, I would choose to die. –Times Square Acting professor: Did you see how Brando picked up her glove? He wanted her to stay. Do you ever do that? Take someone's things just so you know they'll come back? (dead silence) Guess you kids just aren't devious like me… –Tisch School of the Arts Older man to ticket salesman: Are Precious and The Rocky Horror Picture Show a double feature? –Clearview Cinema, Chelsea