Collegiate boy to group of friends: Well, if you think about it, if you've met one person you've basically met everyone. –6th Ave & West 4th St Overheard by: Lucas Guy to friend: I went to the anarchists' meeting, but they turned out to just be a group of spoiled, white, middle-class kids. –Union Square Overheard by: Kate Deshmukh Loud lady on cell: Yeah, just meet me here. I'll be in the basement in the sexuality section.
(pause, then even more loudly) Basement! Sex! –The Strand Overheard by: April Redhead girl: No, I totally want you to meet him–I just don't want him to meet you. –47th St & Broadway Overheard by: Rick