Girl to boyfriend: Two years ago I saw your penis under a bright blue light. And it was small. –Penn Station Black guy to black friend: Her father does not want his daughter marrying someone from another race. What, is he scared that the kid will come out black and have a big nose? I'll tell you one thing–he'll have a big dick. –Bowery & 1st St Overheard by: Zach B Man to girl beside him: Mine isn't that big. But it's big enough for what I need it for. –6th Ave & 9th St Girl to friend: He had a big penis. It scared me. –Hunter College Overheard by: s0uthard Young teenage boy to another: You're telling me you have an 8.5 inch dick and you don't touch it? –M21 Bus Overheard by: zaarah