Skinny obnoxious blonde: Sheryl had a shirt that said "I love Wayne's dick." And I was like "Sheryl, why are you wearing that to the outback?" –AMC Movie Theater Girl to guy: Epic fail, you have a non-working dick. –2nd Ave & 9th St Guy on cell: Hello, this is sweet dick. Can I speak to tight pussy? –West Village Man to another: So last night, I was playing with my dick, and… –Times Square Overheard by: Dusty F. Man on cell: He don't answer to "Leon" no more. He is now "Dick Dastardly." –Union Square Overheard by: Muttley