Cop: Man, I'm computer illiterate… That's why the NYPD is perfect for me. –Police Precinct, Bronx Overheard by: afrocurl Cop car to man in the street, after using sirens: How stupid are you? Move out of the way!
(crowd cheers) –Thompson & Bleecker Overheard by: onlycoolcop Loudspeaker on police car to pedestrian: What are you doing!? –Houston & Broadway Woman with missing teeth, grabbing tourist and yelling: I'm not a cop! I'm a ho! –42nd & 8th Overheard by: Jo Ann Chism