Teen girl on cell: Are you kidding, mom? Google shapes everyone's lives, whether they like it or not. You google everything. –W 28th St 20-something-girl: He has liked every status I put up since Wednesday. I haven't spoken to him in ages. I was like, "stop peeing all over my Facebook page!" –42St & 2nd Ave NYU student on cell: Honestly, that blog was the most profound thing I've ever written. –Mercer & W 4th Overheard by: Bloggers have depth too 40-year-old woman dressed as 16-year-old, on cell: Samantha, just go on Facebook and text him already. (pause) Of course you can do that, everyone does it. –Outside Five Guys Burgers