Guy on cell: Happy birthday! (pause) Okay, call me when you're drunk! –45th St Girl on cell: Then when I volunteered to give her to him on his birthday. –Court St, Brooklyn Overheard by: Vincent L. Crazy guy: I'm turning 65 tomorrow… Stayin' away from hoes… –St. Mark's & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Bruce Lee Guy to friend: I am boycotting your birthday if I can see your butt cheeks in your outfit. –23rd & 3rd