Young man to pretty girl with glasses eating hot dog: That hot dog matches your beautiful glasses! –Hot Dog Stand, 34th St Overheard by: gothchick Dude to girls crossing street: Hey, miss ladies! Youse look nice out! –Ludow & Stanton Overheard by: M & J Guy to girl passing by: El sexy-o! I know how to say it in Spanish, I wanna know how to say it in Caucasian! –14th St & 1st Ave Crazy guy: Hey, Snow White! Come talk to Black Beauty. Cuz you know vanilla and chocolate make a good fudge, girl. –W 110th St Overheard by: Ashley Bro standing in sidewalk, harassing passing girls: Hello! I've been waiting all my life for you! Hello, where have you been all my life? Hello, I eat pussy. Hello, I've got money. Hello? –Union Square Overheard by: Bruce Lee