Hipster waitress to another: Camel toe is like, really hot, but also really uncomfortable. –Williamsburg College guy to friend: Dude, I'd definitely date a dude who looked like a hot chick… It's not gay. –Hunter College Overheard by: Stephen Professor: Welcome to CUNY, it's like menopause. It's either too hot or too cold. –City University of New York Latino girl on cell: Bitch, please. I'm gonna look mad hot tonight. I'ma comb my hair! –American Apparel Male professor: I don't care how hot Brad Pitt is… If he sits on my lap, nothing's going to happen! –New York Institute of Technology Overheard by: Not Brad Pitt