Loud girl to friend: Tell them you want fuckable hair! Fuckable hair! –Astor Place Overheard by: Bruce Lee Girl to friend: You mean her boob-look hair puff? –52nd St & 6th Ave Ghetto woman to another: Why he be mooning everyone with that hairy ass? –53rd & Lexington Overheard by: tommy a Man to friend: I'm Mexican, man; I was *born* with a mustache. –Grand & Orchard Girl, enunciatively: I support chest hair! –Hell's Kitchen Overheard by: DI