Guy: …and then I'd be a cyborg. –Soho Overheard by: Nicole Q Man on cell: But wouldn't that make you a vampire? –45th St Crazy guy, returning after briefly exiting car: I tried to make it to the end of the train, but I was blocked by a teenage werewolf. I have encountered them before, but never outside Brooklyn. –6 Train Overheard by: Canucking Futs Guy on phone: In your next life, you're gonna come back as a vampire. –Williamsburg Dude, marveling to another on train: Damn, son, you look like Godzilla with a fade. –Q Train Hipster waiter: The fucking gnome took my remote control. The one thing in the world that I love. I told him, "you can take anything except the remote control." And sure enough, he took the fucking remote control. –Restaurant, Williamsburg