Young guy on cell: You're lucky I'm Colombian. If I was Ecuadorian, I'd be slapping you! –Jackson Heights Overheard by: Jobee Angry man walking alone, to himself: I could have married a Dominican, but no, I decided not to! –Mercer & Broome Teen girl to friend: Your new Mexican is super creepy. –On Line for the Colbert Report, Hell's Kitchen Guy on cell: No, no, man, she's Puerto Rican. I'm just sayin' she's Dominican 'cause it sounds hotter. –105 St & Lexington Thug holding box of maxi pads: Yo, that motherfucker is like the gay Mexican Marlon Brando. Classic… –CVS Overheard by: Karen