Guy at ATM to friend: The $60 fast cash button should just be labeled "8th of weed." –Chase Bank, Astor Place Probation officer to juvenile: You think you can't get arrested for marijuana? Are you out of your damn mind? You're taking a drug test right now, you out-of-your-damn-mind son! –Bronx Family Court Overheard by: Adog Guy to girlfriend: The more stoned I get, the better you sound. –72nd St & Broadway Guy: So then I smoked a goodnight bowl at Chris's. –E 10th St Overheard by: What about a good morning bowl? 20-something to friend: I'll save the world second, but I'll get high first. –Houston & Essex