Tourist to another, looking at Ellis Island: Look, there is Alcatraz! –Staten Island Ferry Little tourist girl to dad: Why are there so many brown people in this city? –Lexington & 59th St Tourist: We have made it to the center of the earth! –Times Square Overheard by: Lance Torres Tourist: Wow! Times Square is really busy tonight. –Times Square Overheard by: erkala Teenage tourist: Soooo… It's like a little bus… On rails… That goes in a tunnel? –42nd & 7th