Woman on cell: I would totally bind my feet for a good pair of shoes if they didn't have them in my size. –Queens Boulevard Passing hobo to girl with violin case: You have very nice boots… for a musician. –85th & Columbus Overheard by: cisium Lady on cell: Go to the bathroom? Put our shoes on? On my god! –113th & Amsterdam Overheard by: Ladle Drunk woman: I've been wearing high heels so long, my uterus is tilted! –PATH Overheard by: Best line I heard all night Woman complaining on phone: He's wearing high-heels, and it's raining! –2nd Ave & 12th St Overheard by: Thommy Tuff Nutz