Woman on cell: You did what? No. No, the key is with the handcuffs. –Barnes & Noble, Union Square Overheard by: argonaut Neighbor heard through thin dorm wall: Yeahhhhh, I'm a bad boy. You wanna spank me? –Pratt Institute NYU girl to friend: I think Jesus wore latex. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Mimi Hippie woman on cell: Okay, why don't you just untie each other and come on down so we can talk about this? –50th St & Park Ave