Petite Asian woman on cell: And that's when I'll cut off his penis! –East Village Overheard by: Katie Guy in the middle of group photo: Okay, now everybody take your cocks out. –The Luxor Hotel, Columbus & 81st St Loud matronly woman on cell, exasperated: Whose penis was on your thing? –3rd & 16th Overheard by: Joe & Eliz Young lesbian on cell: She kept yelling "penis!" the whole time we were doing it… Should I call her? –Long Island City Overheard by: Sunny