Foreign taxi driver: If you know anything, you find job in New York. If you know nothing, you drive cab. –Upper West Side Cab driver to woman who just cut him off: Hey lady, learn how to drive! Go back to Park Slope! –28th & Park Ave Overheard by: natasha Crazy drunken taxi driver: Do chicken wings cause pregnancy? –West Side Highway Overheard by: amalthya Smelly cabbie to patrons: Oh, the smell! That is just fish water. Someone threw fish water all over my cab. That is the stink. –48th St & Lexington Overheard by: anon