Girl to roommate, after dog-sitting: I'm sad… I don't have anyone to stick their wet nose in my tushy. –96th St & West End Guy dressed as Santa: I just need my butt to evaporate. –6th Ave & Waverly Older black dude to another: She know I ain't go fuck with her, as big as her ass is. –10th Ave & 28th St Overheard by: julie Frustrated tall boy: Does it look like I have an ass? No! It does not! –Bard High School, Queens Overheard by: Sunny Lawrence