Guido: It just depends where you put your penis. –South Street Seaport Guido on cell: Can I get a blowjob with that too? (pause) Mmmm ,yeah. Where are you right now? –Wagner College Overheard by: Ferch Guido: I'm about to go back to Men's Warehouse and be like, "what the fuck?" –51st St & Park Ave Overheard by: Confabulation Nation Puerto Rican girl: That's it! Koreans are like Asian Guidos! Except they don't tan… –59th & 10th Overheard by: shawn