Fat girl to herself: Walk by the cakes, walk by the cakes. –Grand Central Sales guy: We've got your whale, now you want to get a cupcake? –FAO Schwartz College girl to friend: Yay! Someone is guarding the queer cupcakes! –Lerner Hall, Columbia University Little girl: I want ice cream! (mother keeps walking) You're fired! –125th St & Broadway Overheard by: Rose Fox