Drunk girl with tinsel in her hair: Alright, so why is in my history that it says "thehugestcock.com"? –Starbucks, Sheridan Square Drunk guy: The Amazins? Fuck them! The only amazin' thing about them is they never fucking win… –Downtown 6 Train Drunk man at 1:30 am: Vagina bar! –49th St, Astoria Drunk girlfriend to even drunker boyfriend: Ohmigod! I have to get up in five hours and teach! –116th St