Guy to girl in subway: I was your boyfriend in third grade, don't you remember? You left me for Tyrone because he had the 64-pack of crayons. –BX 41 Bus Overheard by: Stacey V Slutty hipster on cell: Why do you keep saying "Jew" boyfriend? –Bowery & 4th Girl to friend: Wait, do you mean my boyfriends in general, or just my Jewish boyfriends? –David's 24-Hour Bakery Overheard by: Caroline Male economics professor: You get your first boyfriend, and your satisfaction is huge. But then, you get three more boyfriends. Have any of you experienced having four boyfriends? Sometimes, they give you a headache. –Pratt Institute