Young female 20-something to another: Don't you ever learn anything? You can't sleep with your boss! –42nd & Madison Overheard by: Eric S Guy to another, outside Apple store: Well, first you have to find him, then fund him, and then fuck him. –14th St Girl on cell: I've had really bad first base that turned into really good sex. –LIRR Overheard by: Rob Gioia Woman in too-tight business suit, screaming into cell: Listen, buddy, I can always find another fuck buddy! –Upper West Side Overheard by: Nunez