NYU student to another: I haven't been drinking as much since I turned 21. –Duane Reade Overheard by: Rogelio College girl to friend: I wasn't drunk, I was just cheerful. –Canal St & Mott St 20-something girl on cell: He was drunk and fucking his demon ex-girlfriend. –181 & Ft. Washington Guy in dirty army clothes to another: I was still drunk, thank god Dunkin' Donuts was open. –D Train Middle aged guy on cell: That's what happens when you drink, motherfucker! You can't remember shit! –Brooklyn Overheard by: Aron