Middle-aged suit to another: You definitely don't want to be on the streets with three miniature Dachshunds on the loose. –46th & 3rd Ave Overheard by: alexander Guy at dinner with friends: No, slapping her ass isn't perverted, it's just inappropriate. Perverted would be jerking off onto my dog's face or some shit. –23rd & 10th Overheard by: Matt White gay man to another: Every time I see a dog chained to a parking meter and the owner is like in the store, it makes me want to call the NAACP. –M7 Bus Overheard by: HarlemAllDay Ghetto woman on cell: A Maltese dog. A Maltese! (pause) One of them little dogs that don't never grow. –27th St & Broadway Overheard by: Katherine Flamboyant gay man to couple pushing bulldog in stroller: Oh my god! Your dog ate your baby! –Chelsea Overheard by: Sarah