Guy to friends: She walks like she has a huge dick, that's how she walks! –Office Building, 34th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Spacedog ears Drunk guy: So I put my dick in the hard drive. –10th St & Ave A Overheard by: guy walking dow street friday Girl on cell: I can't compete with his dick! –L Train Overheard by: fuhggedaboudit Angry hot girl to friend: Even if he's the biggest swinging dick in the world, so what? –10th St & 5th Ave Overheard by: jennifer tobias Angry middle-aged woman to silent husband: I come home, I want some gin and some dick. –59th St & Lexington Ave Overheard by: Dave