Middle schooler on field trip: Oh my god, we're gonna get knifed. –Times Square Woman on cell: Do you have any chainsaws I can borrow? –38th & 2nd Harley Davidson dude to another: So I stabbed that guy, and that guy, and then that guy. –7th St & Bedford Ave Overheard by: NYCQ Woman on cell: Today is not the day. I can't come to 14th Street or I'll stab you. –42nd St & Ave of the Americas Overheard by: Matthew