Conductor: For reasons known only to the sadists who run the MTA, this downtown d train will be making all local stops to 59th Street. –D Train Conductor: 125th Street, next stop is 116, stand clear of the closing doors. (more quietly) You know, I'm kinda thirsty. –Downtown C Train MTA employee: This is the last stop on the q train. Please take all of your personal belongings… and don't forget your children. –Coney Island Overheard by: Victoria Train driver, announcing last stop: This is it. There is no more… Nothing else. –Times Square Subway Station Overheard by: NYCQ