Guy to woman on park bench: So then I was like, "Okay, it's vibrating. It's your turn." –108 & Broadway Overheard by: carol Guy to date: Anal beads! –Auction House Bar, Upper East Side Overheard by: JT Brother: Hey, sis, fuck any guys in the ass with a dildo lately? –Penn Station Overheard by: Ry Guy to friend: Hey man, I always wanted to own a sex shop, spend all day talkin' to bitches 'bout dill-doez. –Bushwick Guy, screaming into cell: You don't have a job, Rita*… you're sitting at home sucking and fucking a dildo! At least I am out here handing out flyer's for a living! –8th & 39th Overheard by: Becki M