Stupid girl #1: So I tried killing myself at lunch today.
Stupid girl #2, uninterested: No way!
Stupid girl #1, completely serious: Yeah, like me and Jackie* were listening to suicidal music and I took a pen and crawled under the table. But Jackie* was like “Ohmigod! Don't do it!”
Stupid girl #2: I'm hungry.
Stupid girl #1: Me too. Ohmigod! Let's get empanadas! –Q88 Bus Overheard by: katherine