Guy after seeing girls step on sweater on the floor: Did you just see that?
Female companion: What?
Guy: This girl just looked down, saw that the sweater was on the floor, and still stepped on it. And the one after her. And the one after that one!
Female companion: So, it's not like it was a person!
Guy: It might as well have been! –Soho Overheard by: Genzoid