Skinny white lady: I don't know if they're gang members, but they're, like, tough people, and we got in a fight…

–Brooklyn

Overheard by: Jon A.

Rotund black mama: I could drop kick a negro!

–36th & 9th

Husky Woody Allen-voiced gent: Melinda pinches me. Really hard. I get black and blue.

–Church St

Overheard by: Justin Severed

Girl on cell: I want to slap you in your face! (pause) Yes, I'm causing a scene! People are staring at me!

–Mercer & 3rd Ave

Ironically ghetto finance dude: Dude, if I had the power, I'd smite the mighty fuck out of you.

–Pace University

Overheard by: JFelt