Usher to couple taking pictures: Excuse me, please. If you love Jesus, you'll stop taking pictures of the chandelier. –Broadway Theater Guy on cell: And the Jackie Onassis picture had laser beams for eyes! –Central Park Reservoir Hobo, screaming at young female tourist attempting to photograph him: Go ahead, take a picture, bitch! I'll break that shit. (looks at her companion) That yo man? I'll break him too! –Chelsea Overheard by: Mark P Holidaying mum to teenager: Why do you have to do that? You ruin every freaking picture! Take a nice picture! –6 Train Overheard by: katherine Wallace Teen on cell: I'm gonna take a big dump, send you a picture of it, then you can call me back. –Bushwick