Father to son: Hey! You boy! You don't work that pole! –L Train Overheard by: Sanam Tranny, wailing to nobody in particular: Women! You don't have any vagina muscles! You can't please the men! –Amsterdam & 96th St Tall black man: Can you believe that that bitch called me a faggot? A faggot is a little boy, I am a grown ass drag queen. I will put on a wig and some heels and rip that bitch's throat out! –34th & 7th Overheard by: Jade 20-something white girl on phone: Oh my god, guess where I went today… Target! (pause)
It's in Spanish Harlem. (pause) Yes, I went with someone, I went with this gay guy who acted more of a girl than I did! –Penn Station 30-something suit on cell: But you know what? (audible snap!) That's just a good lesson for the trannies! –A Train Overheard by: willbnyc