College guy to girl: I hope you don't mind; I traded your vodka for butt sex. –Columbia University Guy on cell: I'm sorry, man! I would have called you, but I figured you were busy… Like, in someone's ass. –Westside Market Young woman working behind bar: I totally love to give head and get fucked in the ass at the same time. –Crown Heights Overheard by: montana Black man on bike, yelling into phone: I don't care! Butt sex is part of life for a nigga, dude! –30th Ave & Broadway, Astoria Overheard by: Russell in Astoria Black suit to vendor, cheerfully: Gimme your girlfriend, I'll fuck her in the ass! –Broadway & 32nd Overheard by: erkala