Gay guy to hag: My wrist hurts. I think it's from all the Britney. –23rd & 8th Overheard by: canyouvoguetoBritney? Middle aged woman in full snow-Armageddon regalia to MTA worker: You've got to call in that machine over there. It's holding onto credit cards with a death grip. Worse than my aunt. She nearly broke my wrist when she passed last week, god rest. Debit cards aren't safe over there, either. –42nd St & 7th Ave Overheard by: Kurt Lindsey Newyorican woman to friends: And that was the second time he got hit by a train… –Loisaida Overheard by: LES Man with cane trying to exit crowded grocery to woman: Hello! Hello! You like fucking with cripples? Hello! –57th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Robert Hobo to chick with right arm in sling: Don't tell me. I know what did that to you… Rough sex. –Broadway & 4th St Woman: It was a work-related injury; she twisted her ankle while skipping. –Maiden Lane & William St. Overheard by: Theodore Miller