Hipster guy, rejecting hip-hop CD offered by street vendor: I would buy it if it was like, alternative folk… Or, like, alternative hip-hop… Really, I'd buy it if it just had the word "alternative" in it. –West Village Hipster girl to friend: Don't worry, we'll find a time to watch socialist movies together soon! –Eugene Lang College Hipster girl staring at Pabst beer: I can't believe we're drinking hipster beer! –Bogart & Varet, Brooklyn Hipster girl to hipster boyfriend, after PA announced that a crowded subway is no excuse for inappropriate touching: I like to be touched inappropriately. –B Train Overheard by: Rich Weksberg Hipster boy: The first time I got gay-raped I was like, "oh yeah, I might like this." –Pratt Institute Overheard by: Lesbian Unicorn Hipster guy to hipster girlfriend: Getting a job is not selling out; it's just getting a job. –Greenpoint Overheard by: Bearded Wonder