Furious teenage girl to boyfriend: Who's the cantaloupe now, motherfucker? –Long Island City Overheard by: Sunny Man to bodega vendor: What would you get a girl for two dollars? I think I'll go with the grapefruit. –Bleecker St Guy eating watermelon: Fucking seedless, my ass! –Central Park Female suit: She was flying down the stairs with her dress up, no panties, half of her ass hanging out, and a banana in her mouth. –57th St &7th Ave Overheard by: varumarke 20-something, cheerfully: We make the goo! It's fresh goo, and the strawberries are real! –Carroll St & Kingston Ave Overheard by: Scared of the goo!