Gay guy to friend: I was like "bitch, either you got regular flow or heavy flow, which one is it?" –14th St & Broadway Blonde on cell: Okay, so when does your period start? (pause) Monday? Okay, that's great! –High Line 30-something on cell: Ugh. Now my periods are like miscarriages. –Bleecker & Bowery Woman to cashier: You guys don't got no air on in here? Mmm-mmmmm. Y'all got menopausal women comin' up in here? Uh-uh. –Omega Gourmet Deli, 125th St Overheard by: Alex G. Brunette to stranger: Don't stand too close to me, I'm on my period. And it's the second day, so it's a really heavy flow. (guy makes disgusted face) Just kidding, I'm pregnant! –116 St & Broadway Overheard by: Natalie