Woman on cell: I can't find you. What are you near? (pause) You're near a Starbucks? –Herald Square, Corner of Starbucks & Starbucks Overheard by: Eve Southern male tourist, very excited: I found a Starbucks, honey! –72nd & Columbus Overheard by: Charley Flamboyant black man with coffee, pushing his way through crowd, loudly: I got coffee and I'm not saying "excuse me." I'm not sick in the head. –Prince & Broadway Overheard by: erkala Pudgy Southern tourist woman to pudgy southern tourist man: Look, honey, there's Starbucks! Oh! Oh! Look, there's Starbucks! –Washington & Albany 30-something woman to ex: The answer is no. And if I change my mind, I'm not going to let my ego get in the way of calling you, but no fucking way. A whiskey? Sure. Sex? Maybe. But there is no fucking way I am getting coffee with you. –Bar, Lower East Side Overheard by: Evan