Girl #1: So did you end up hooking up with that on your birthday?
Girl #2: No. I realized the risk wasn't worth it. Birthday or no birthday, I don't know where he's been.
Girl #1: Soooo true!
Girl #2: Besides, I don't think the sex would have been that good anyway.
Girl #1: Yeah, he doesn't look like he'd be that good in bed. Definitely not worth the risk of contracting herpes.
Girl #2: Definitely not. –Beauty Bar, 14th & 3rd