British guy: Oh, Toronto. Is that near Japan? –L Train Overheard by: Confabulation Nation Dad to small children: Look kids, this is Central Park! –Washington Square Park Gray-haired suit to colleagues: They're going to Spain, Morocco, and Madrid. (pauses) Madrid is a country, right? –Uptown A Train Tourist on the corner of 45th and Broadway, pointing in random direction: Times Square is that way! –45st & Broadway Hefty white man in the back of pedicab: Alright, keep going… (long pause, then loudly) But you're wrong! –44th & 7th Overheard by: Lisa Mavinelli