Mother to young daughter freaking out over some turbulence: Calm down! I'll let you know when it's time to start panicking! –LaGuardia Airport Overheard by: Max Pilot, making announcement: Thank you for flying American Airlines. It's been a pleasure having your mom with us today. –JFK Airport Overheard by: Sunny Flight attendant, giving safety talk: If you are flying with young children, put on your own mask first; if you are flying with two young children, choose the one with the most college potential. –Baltimore-New York Flight Overheard by: KingoftheNighttimeSquirrels Gay guy welcoming passengers on plane: Alright everybody, have a great time, good luck on the bikini contest! (to random woman), Don't worry, I have faith you'll win! (to random man) You can be the judge! –Delta Airline Leaving LaGuardia Overheard by: taylor Woman to friend, after airplane dropped slightly: Whoa, all the blood just like, rushed back into my ovaries! –Entering LaGuardia airport Overheard by: taylor Airplane maintenance worker entering jetway, exasperated and surprised: Woah… Uh, oh, wrong plane. –Laguardia Airport Overheard by: Afrocurl