Tiny boy to another, pointing at crowd exiting the subway station: Look! It's our audience for the smackdown! –Carroll St Overheard by: kdice 20-something girl to another: Have you ever seen my legs? My legs will, like, choke you, forever. –Prince St. Overheard by: Roland McFly Cop: I'm gonna smack somebody! –Chinatown Overheard by: chris k. Angry girl: I didn't give him a hickey, I just bit him! –Bowery & 3rd St Street vendor to customer: My big boy, he'll beat you up. But he won't try to hurt you. –Livingston & Court St, Brooklyn Overheard by: KP Whitey Very persistent girl on cell: Come out with me! Get emancipated! Just doctor a video of your parents beating you and get emancipated, and I'll adopt you, and then we can go out. –Urban Outfitters, 72nd & Broadway Overheard by: amalthya

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