Middle aged lady on cell: Yeah, so I just got an awesome new vagina tattoo, want me to come over and show it to you? –3rd St & 4th Ave Overheard by: Isaac A Meathead to friend: People see the workas more in da warehouse than in da office, that's why I never got a neck tattoo. Everybody has at least one or two tattoos nowadays, that's why it's not like a baboon anymore. –LIRR Overheard by: a taboo? Hoochie to friend: Is my tramp stamp showing? I don't want to look hoish… –5th Ave & 23rd St Thug with arm wrapped in paper towel to friend: I just got a tattoo of my baby mama's lips on my arm. No, not her, the other one. I got two baby mamas. Two hags. Wanna know why I got her lips? Cause I used to live with her. But I had to go. She bit me here, stabbed me here. I had to run from her, and I don't even run from niggas. –F Train Five-year-old boy: I wanna get a tattoo on my neck of the number 6 and the number 9! –196th St & Broadway Overheard by: Karen