Student: Guys, who wrote the diary of Anne Frank? –NYU Overheard by: Genald Chick, reading check after birthday dinner: Damn, who ordered the gratuity? That shit was expensive! –Busy Restaurant, Meatpacking District Girl to friend: That's Broadway… Isn't that where all the famous people are? –Chinatown Girl: Is the g train like the short one? Like a short bus? –Brooklyn Overheard by: Bruce Lee Man in Minnesota twins hat at Pride Parade, watching sequined rainbow flag twirlers, cross-dressed pole dancers and flocks of peacocks: Excuse me, can you tell me what parade this is? –Christopher & Bleecker Overheard by: Marilyn